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unpretty: “i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond ”

unpretty:

i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond

(via icallnobears)

Jan 05, 2019

toadprince:

Twitter 2019 predictions

-Travis McElroy announces that he is Hillary Clinton’s running mate in the 2020 election

-Twitter’s trend of copying tumblr but being a few years off climaxes with tweetcon and a ball pit full of piss

-The remaining hair of every verified male journalist mysteriously falls out

-Trump announces that he is going to annex Canada and twitter liberals don’t address that at all except for endlessly making posts about how he accidentally typed “Candana” instead of Canada

-DJ Khalid brags that he doesn’t know his wife’s name

(via alligaytorrr-official)

Jan 04, 2019
ithankthevirgin: “Some martians moved in the house near us. I was scared, but then, after knowing them better, I saw that they are very nice and generous persons. Our families get along very well. I thank the Virgin for such wonderful neighbors. ”

ithankthevirgin:

Some martians moved in the house near us. I was scared, but then, after knowing them better, I saw that they are very nice and generous persons. Our families get along very well. I thank the Virgin for such wonderful neighbors.

(via disneyjail)

Jan 04, 2019

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